blyn paskutinis uzmushe :'DDDDDDDDD -- Honda Civic '00 EK3 1.5 Vtec-E "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:h08dgr$fqe$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... > ------------ > I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. > ------------ > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. > ------------ > Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. > ------------ > If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? > ------------ > Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? > ------------- > Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. > ------------- > If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. > ------------- > The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. > ------------- > We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. > ------------- > I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. > -------------- > The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste. > -------------- > Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. > -------------- > I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch. > -------------- > Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. > -------------- > > > -- > ___________ > ©Toxis