super :)

Toxis@ze_yvil_place wrote:
> If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
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> I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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> Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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> If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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> Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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> If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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> The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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> We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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> I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
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> The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
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> Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
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> I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
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> Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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