Parasyk i ten: I was eating ice-cream and got sick, when I read this from FML: "Today,I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth.FML". FML "Kaksht" <kaksht@cianetikrasmuilas.com> wrote in message news:h1o4so$9sm$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > blyn as ledus valgau tai skaitydamas... FML > > -- > Honda Civic '00 EK3 1.5 Vtec-E > > "Kenis" <Tomas.Aleknavicius@energotechnika.lt> wrote in message > news:h1o2bo$5nv$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> sitas ziaurus: >> >> Today,I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. >> Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth.FML >> >> -- >> Mitsubishi Eclipse '94 2.0 DOHC 16V >> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message >> news:h1nnb8$iof$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >>> Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was >>> wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and >>> grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML >>> ------------------------------ >>> Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt >>> really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade >>> soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. >>> She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML >>> ------------------------------ >>> Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike >>> to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I >>> noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run >>> over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone >>> stole my bike. FML >>> ------------------------------- >>> Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, >>> he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not >>> Brittany. That's his sister. FML >>> --------------------------------- >>> Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a >>> potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into >>> google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin >>> boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a >>> young guy. FML >>> --------------------------------- >>> Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he >>> was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML >>> --------------------------------- >>> Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When >>> I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while >>> having sex. FML >>> --------------------------------- >>> Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also >>> found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML >>> ----------------------------------- >>> Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a >>> word in edgewise for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, >>> unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no >>> matter how many times I told them "It was out of 50". It actually was. >>> FML >>> ----------------------------------- >>> Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over >>> getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she >>> wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the >>> wall. FML >>> ------------------------------------ >>> Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my >>> bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read >>> "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, >>> Love Mom." FML >>> ------------------------------------ >>> Today, my gf and I were planning to have dinner plans at 6. I called her >>> at 6:09 asking where she was [i was at the restaurant waiting] and she >>> said "I'm at mcdonalds with jessica.. call u later?" I then had to get >>> my waiter to tell him to remove the ring from the dessert so I could go >>> home. FML >>> ------------------------------------ >>> Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half >>> the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's >>> walk-in closet. FML >>> ------------------------------------ >>> Today, my entire family blamed me for the death of my grandpa, because I >>> didn't go to church this morning. I didn't go to church because I was >>> the only one who volunteered to stay with him that night, because >>> everyone else wanted to go play on my uncle's new Wii. FML >>> ------------------------------------ >>> Today, I was arrested because my 6 year old son called the police saying >>> that I was hitting my wife and that she was crying. My wife and I were >>> having sex. FML >>> ------------------------------------ >>> Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new >>> box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 >>> left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML >>> ------------------------------------ >>> Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat >>> by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm >>> deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML >>> ------------------------------------- >>> >>> -- >>> ___________ >>> ©Toxis