2 ir 3 iki asaru ;DDDDDDDDD

"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> blahhhh...
> dar keli
>
> Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was 
> about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
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> Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt 
> she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times 
> with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. 
> She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave 
> her. FML
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> Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything 
> too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from 
> facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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> Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I 
> noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay 
> rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We 
> accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
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> Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied 
> with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More 
> specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I 
> had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. 
> FML
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> Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it 
> open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch 
> with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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> Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked 
> up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would 
> never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on facebook was 
> FML. FML
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