Dar: Today I was driving home from school when I sneezed and swerved into the other lane, luckily there were no cars nearby, a few moments later I saw flashing lights behind me and pulled over, when the cop came to my car he gave me a tissue and said "Bless you." Best cop ever. MLIA Today, while rocking out to my favorite song(hairbrush microphone and everything), I happended to glance out my window and catch my cute neighbor playing air guitar in his backyard to the song I was singing. Our eyes met, and he motioned to play the song again. We have a rock band date for tomorrow night. MLIA Today I took my little sisters friend home for the first time. The girls parents were in the yard and as she hopped out of the car she yell "Thanks for the ride kind stranger sorry I couldn't help you find your dog but thanks for the free candy!" Her dad looked afriad. Her mom couldn't stop laughing. MLIA Today, someone was tailgating me with their headlights shining in my eyes. My solution: Adjust the rear view mirror so their headlights shine back into their eyes. Result: They drove by me and flipped me off. I felt accomplished. MLIA. Today, in keyboarding class our teacher was handing back essays. She told us to ignore the random doodles and stickers because her daughter had been writing on the papers. Expecting her to say age 4, the class asked how old her daughter was. She responded "22." This made my day. MLIA Today, I saw a boy rubbing a pencil with his finger. After staring at him awkwardly for a few minutes, he saw me and handed me the pencil and told me to rub it. It turns out that the pencil changed from purple to pink with friction. Sorry for judging you too soon dude. MLIA. Yesterday, I was sitting in bio, and our teacher was talking about a chart we would need to use for the assignment. She started her sentence, "you'll need to use your handy, dandy...." at that moment, 3 football players yelled out "NOTEBOOK!!" MLIA. Today, I got pulled over trying to get to school on time. As soon as the police officer got to my window, I put on my most distressed face and said "Officer, please, my wife is in labor at the hospital! I need to be there!" He looked at me skeptically and said "...Your wife?" I said "Yes, my WIFE. Is that a problem?" He proceeded to look very embarassed and said, "Oh, no, not at all. I'm very sorry, m'am. Drive carefully, and congratulations." MLIA Today, I found out that the creator of Myspace, Tom Anderson, has a facebook page. It made my day. MLIA. Today in biology, I was called on to read out loud from the text book. I accidentally said "orgasm" instead or "organism". I was really embarassed until I turned the page and saw that someone had written "Don't worry, I said orgasm too." MLIA Today, as I was walking to class I realized I was behind my teacher. I contemplated throwing a snowball. Right as I decided to be a responsible adult, my teacher turned around a threw a snowball at me. MLIA Today, I was sitting in math class as usual. Our teacher was lecturing about logarithms and our homework. All of a sudden the kid next to me starts a slow clap. Pretty soon the entire class is filled with clapping. Our teacher asks what's going on and the kid next to me says, "I've been counting how many times you say 'alright', since the beginning of the year. you just hit 3000." It's been 13 weeks into school. MLIA Today, during Spanish, a girl asked why so many people have birthdays this weekend. Another girl said its because its been nine months since Valentines Day. MLIA. Today, I was in a rush so I parked in the "expectant mothers" space at the grocery store. When my dad, who was in the car with me, turned to protest my parking space choice, I responded with "Oh, you didn't know?" The look on his face was priceless. I'm 15. MLIA Today, I was laying on the couch, my cat came and clawed me in the forehead so I sprayed her with a water bottle. A few minutes later, she came back and flung water off of her paw onto my face. My cat had gone to the kitchen stuck her paw in the water bowl and came back on three legs just to get payback. We now have a new favorite game to play. MLIA Today while looking up weird laws for Alaska I found out that stealing snow from a neighbours garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable. MLIA Today, I watched a two year old boy having a major melt down in front of a restaurant. I then saw a middle aged, 6'4" 300 lb man lay on the ground and throw the exact same kind of tantrum. The little boy immediately stopped and gave the man an odd look. His mother proceeded to thank my dad for showing how silly it looks to scream like that in public. MLIA Today, my family came across a wishing fountain. I wished for an iTouch which my brother thought was conceited. Wanting to look good in front of my parents, he wished for world peace. The coin he threw bounced off the fountain and hit him on the head. You can't fool the wishing fountain, brother. MLIA Today, I was about to put a pie in the oven, so I checked the time. It was 3:14. I felt like the universe wanted me to have pie. MLIA Today a student-teacher started teaching my Science class. His name is Mr. Webb, and he looks like Peter Parker. We decided to test his skills, but having three kids each throw a pencil at him, at the same time, from different directions. He caught them all, and then threw each pencil back at the kdid who threw it first. I think I may have met Spiderman. MLIA Today, in my Philosophy class, we were discussing examples of evil in pop culture. As we would shout out suggestions, the professor would write them on the board. Out list consisted of terrorists, communists, Nazis, zombies, Nazi-zombies, the KKK, Miley Cyrus, and Voldemort. I feel my tuition is well spent. MLIA Today, my brother, sister and I went to visit my grandfather in the hospital. He had a minor heart attack earlier in the day and my uncle had been with him the whole time. We walked in the room and my uncle said in a very somber voice, "We lost him for a while today." We all paused and thought he meant that there was a brief moment when he stopped breathing, etc. My uncle went on to say "Yeah, he was rolling around chasing the nurses on the first floor and I couldn't find him anywhere." MLIA