A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. 
Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the 
paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could 
send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would 
make no sense at all!"