:D zZz wrote: > A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. > Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the > paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You > could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But > that would make no sense at all!"