agam, ir dar holokaustas bei paskutinis :)) -- Honda Civic '00 EK3 1.5 Vtec-E "bbd" <bb@bb.dd> wrote in message news:hf0h6r$qgb$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > apie elektrika pramuse :) > > > "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message > news:hf0gk0$pe4$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> Knock, knock. >> Who's there? >> The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in >> hospital. >> ---------- >> Why do undertakers wear ties? >> Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their >> appearance has a degree of gravitas. >> ----------- >> How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? >> One. >> ---------- >> Two men are sitting in a pub. >> One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men >> coming in and out of your wife's house.' >> The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her >> drug habit.' >> --------- >> So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an >> island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost >> came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished >> for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying >> nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger. >> ---------- >> How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? >> None, it is far more efficient in both time and money to change it >> yourself. Failing that, ask a relative or neighbour to change it for you. >> ---------- >> How do you drown a blonde? >> Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops >> struggling. >> --------- >> Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? >> Repeated absences and stealing. >> ---------- >> What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? >> The Holocaust. >> ---------- >> A man called a lawyer and asked, "How much will you charge me to answer >> three questions?" >> The lawyer said "$400." >> "Wow," said the man. "Isn't that a lot?" >> "I guess so," said the lawyer. "When are you going to ask your questions?" >> ---------- >> The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But >> the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in >> Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and >> leaves. >> ---------- >> Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? >> No. >> Well, it's really nice. >> ------- >> Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? >> She was a schizophrenic. >> ----------- >> How do you confuse a blonde? >> Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. >> >> -- >> ___________ >> ©Toxis > > >