Iš čia: 
http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2009/11/10-best-tiger-woods-jokes-on-the-web.html

One:

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his 
wife

Two:

 What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 
400 yards

Three:

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway 
early Friday morning.  It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot 
at the US Open.

Four:

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

Five:

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide 
between a wood and an iron

Six:

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. 
So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par 
though

Ten:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a 
hole in one.

Dar pora gerų komentarų iš po straipsnio:

It's nothing serious, just a publicity stunt for his new dvd release 
"crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"

I'm not surprised to hear about Tiger's crash - he hasn't been able to drive 
straight for years

--
Photoblog:
http://www.enyu.lt