yra gerų, bet tokie specifiniai, reikia golfo terminus žinot :)

"eNyu" <neriusj[trinti]@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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> Iš čia: 
> http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2009/11/10-best-tiger-woods-jokes-on-the-web.html
>
> One:
>
> Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is 
> his wife
>
> Two:
>
> What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a 
> ball 400 yards
>
> Three:
>
> Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway 
> early Friday morning.  It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee 
> shot at the US Open.
>
> Four:
>
> What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
>
> Five:
>
> Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide 
> between a wood and an iron
>
> Six:
>
> Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
>
> Seven:
>
> This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
>
> Eight:
>
> Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. 
> So Gillette has dropped his contract.
>
> Nine:
>
> Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par 
> though
>
> Ten:
>
> Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a 
> hole in one.
>
> Dar pora gerų komentarų iš po straipsnio:
>
> It's nothing serious, just a publicity stunt for his new dvd release 
> "crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"
>
> I'm not surprised to hear about Tiger's crash - he hasn't been able to 
> drive straight for years
>
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