Tema: Re: Top 10 pokðtø apie Tiger Woods [eng]
Autorius: Romas Z.
Data: 2009-12-04 10:58:02
Yep, pradedant nuo to, kad "to drive" reiskia smugiuoti kamuoliuka.



"unce" <info@delfi.lt> wrote in message news:hfadm6$u91$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> yra gerø, bet tokie specifiniai, reikia golfo terminus þinot :)
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> "eNyu" <neriusj[trinti]@gmail.com> wrote in message news:hf93nl$t7k$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> Ið èia: http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2009/11/10-best-tiger-woods-jokes-on-the-web.html
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>> One:
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>> Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
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>> Two:
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>> What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
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>> Three:
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>> Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods' 
>> shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
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>> Four:
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>> What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
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>> Five:
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>> Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron
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>> Six:
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>> Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
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>> Seven:
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>> This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards
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>> Eight:
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>> Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
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>> Nine:
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>> Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
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>> Ten:
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>> Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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>> Dar pora gerø komentarø ið po straipsnio:
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>> It's nothing serious, just a publicity stunt for his new dvd release "crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"
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>> I'm not surprised to hear about Tiger's crash - he hasn't been able to drive straight for years
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>> Photoblog:
>> http://www.enyu.lt
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