Tema: Re: i vertimu tema :-)
Autorius: Naras
Data: 2010-01-04 16:21:10
nea, supratau.. leiskit pacituosiu angliskai toki varianta:

<Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people 
saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.
<Montana> Screw this
<Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
<Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
<Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex 
her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a 
total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it.
<Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS 
GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the 
obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a 
pronoun for myself:
<Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT 
STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE 
HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
<Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
<Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM 
RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!
<Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment 
of my lack of sexual activity.
<Montana> Hmm
<Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social 
interaction!
<Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this 
guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a 
girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
<Montana> </end rant>
<Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb

"Arturas Slajus" <x11_ISTRINK_MANE_@arturaz.net> wrote in message 
news:hhst8s$uej$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> On 2010.01.04 16:06, Naras wrote:
>> Nu parasei laiska.. nu leidai ir kitiems pasidziaugti savo kuryba.. nu.. 
>> ir
>> ka dabar?
> Nelabai tu supratai matyt minties :))