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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:hj3ud7$egr$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> This is a true story.
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> I came home from work one day.  When I arrived home, I was surprised to see my son sitting on the couch watching tv. I asked what he was doing home?  He replied, “I got suspended today” as his eyes started to fill with tears. I said, “for what?” He replied quietly “for fightin’.”
> (now my son is some-what of a geek. In a good way of course. He knows more about computers and gadgets then making friends and social events. He is also some-what overweight). 
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> Out of curiosity I asked, “Did ya win?” His eyes filled with tears as he looked down at the floor and softly said “no.” He continued to fill in the blanks of the story. He mentioned that some older kids from school tease him a lot. And one kid in particular, started calling him “fatty”, “tubby”, “porky”, and so on. So I said, “Did ya punch him?” My son, still looking at the floor said “no, I never even touched him.”  “Then why were you suspended?”  I asked.  He slowly looked me in the eyes and said, “because of what I said to him.”  I suddenly found myself on the edge of my seat wondering what the hell could he have said that would’ve gotten him suspended. So I insistently said, “well? What did you say?” He smiled and asked “promise I won’t get in trouble for telling you? I already told mom when she picked me up from school and she said I shouldn’t use that kind of language and she would deal with me when she got home.” I quickly said “well, if your mom already is going to deal with you, then I won’t have to… so what’cha say?” He again smiled and held his head high and sat up straight, he looked at me and said “I asked the kid if he wanted to know why I was so fat? I told him that every time I fucked his mamma, she made me a sandwhich.” 
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