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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> This is a true story.
>
> I came home from work one day.  When I arrived home, I was surprised to 
> see my son sitting on the couch watching tv. I asked what he was doing 
> home?  He replied, “I got suspended today” as his eyes started to fill 
> with tears. I said, “for what?” He replied quietly “for fightin’.”
> (now my son is some-what of a geek. In a good way of course. He knows more 
> about computers and gadgets then making friends and social events. He is 
> also some-what overweight).
>
> Out of curiosity I asked, “Did ya win?” His eyes filled with tears as he 
> looked down at the floor and softly said “no.” He continued to fill in the 
> blanks of the story. He mentioned that some older kids from school tease 
> him a lot. And one kid in particular, started calling him “fatty”, “tubby”, 
> “porky”, and so on. So I said, “Did ya punch him?” My son, still looking 
> at the floor said “no, I never even touched him.”  “Then why were you 
> suspended?”  I asked.  He slowly looked me in the eyes and said, “because 
> of what I said to him.”  I suddenly found myself on the edge of my seat 
> wondering what the hell could he have said that would’ve gotten him 
> suspended. So I insistently said, “well? What did you say?” He smiled and 
> asked “promise I won’t get in trouble for telling you? I already told mom 
> when she picked me up from school and she said I shouldn’t use that kind 
> of language and she would deal with me when she got home.” I quickly said 
> “well, if your mom already is going to deal with you, then I won’t have 
> to… so what’cha say?” He again smiled and held his head high and sat up 
> straight, he looked at me and said “I asked the kid if he wanted to know 
> why I was so fat? I told him that every time I fucked his mamma, she made 
> me a sandwhich.”
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> ©Toxis