There was this house in our neighborhood that everyone thought was haunted because there was a lot of screaming and people would go in and never come out ... Later we found out it was just a murderer's house.
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One time I met this man in the woods. He was dressed in stripes and had chains around his wrists and ankles. He told me to bring him some food or he would kill my family, so I ran home as fast as I could and made a sandwich. I wonder what ever happened to him?
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the black death
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Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
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Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually are experts.
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"



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