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evil :)

"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> There was this house in our neighborhood that everyone thought was haunted 
> because there was a lot of screaming and people would go in and never come 
> out ... Later we found out it was just a murderer's house.
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> One time I met this man in the woods. He was dressed in stripes and had 
> chains around his wrists and ankles. He told me to bring him some food or 
> he would kill my family, so I ran home as fast as I could and made a 
> sandwich. I wonder what ever happened to him?
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> If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We 
> might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
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> To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography 
> and the dancers hit each other.
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> I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the black death
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> Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the 
> room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
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> Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually are experts.
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> It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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> I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is 
> they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, 
> then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was 
> THAT?!"
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> ___________
> ©Toxis