A woman complained to her friend that her husband was losing interest in sex 
and preferred nights out with the guys to the joys of copulation. Her friend 
told her that to win his love, she must make more effort. She advised her to 
cook her man a slap up meal and then send him out drinking with his friends. 
When he returned she must be dressed in her naughtiest lingerie and look her 
most beautiful. The following evening, she did exactly as instructed and was 
dressed to kill by the time her man returned. When he saw her lying on the 
bed in all her finery, he told her to stand up and take it all off. He then 
told her to do a hand stand against the bedroom mirror and open her legs. 
This excited the woman immensely as her hubby had never been this erotic 
before. She did as instructed and then he put his face between her legs, 
faced the mirror and said, "No, no....maybe the guys are right. A beard just 
wouldn't suit me at all."