A guy suspected that his wife was cheating him. So he hired a Chinese 
detective... the cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honourable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave 
house. I follow.
He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. 
He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with 
me. I fell off tree. I no see.

No fee

Cheng Lee