+ :D

"zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message 
news:i4an4d$3tn$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>A guy suspected that his wife was cheating him. So he hired a Chinese 
>detective... the cheapest one he could find.
>
> This is his report:
>
> Most honourable Sir,
>
> You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave 
> house. I follow.
> He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss 
> he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play 
> with me. I fell off tree. I no see.
>
> No fee
>
> Cheng Lee