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"zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message news:i4an4d$3tn$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>A guy suspected that his wife was cheating him. So he hired a Chinese 
> detective... the cheapest one he could find.
> 
> This is his report:
> 
> Most honourable Sir,
> 
> You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave 
> house. I follow.
> He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. 
> He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with 
> me. I fell off tree. I no see.
> 
> No fee
> 
> Cheng Lee 
>