ziauriai cia :/ :D -- Donce ------------------------------ Corolla 1.4 '04 sedanas "zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message news:i3ud1q$kkf$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >A woman complained to her friend that her husband was losing interest in >sex and preferred nights out with the guys to the joys of copulation. Her >friend told her that to win his love, she must make more effort. She >advised her to cook her man a slap up meal and then send him out drinking >with his friends. When he returned she must be dressed in her naughtiest >lingerie and look her most beautiful. The following evening, she did >exactly as instructed and was dressed to kill by the time her man returned. >When he saw her lying on the bed in all her finery, he told her to stand up >and take it all off. He then told her to do a hand stand against the >bedroom mirror and open her legs. This excited the woman immensely as her >hubby had never been this erotic before. She did as instructed and then he >put his face between her legs, faced the mirror and said, "No, no....maybe >the guys are right. A beard just wouldn't suit me at all."