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"zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message news:i67pj0$ij9$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from 
> his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. 
> To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year 
> later the young man returned home.
> "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son said. 
> "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while in 
> Israel I converted to Christianity."
> "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done."
> So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and sought 
> his advice and solace.
> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too sent 
> my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
> So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the Rabbi.
> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too sent my 
> son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our sons?" 
> "Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.
> So they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts to 
> the Almighty.
> As they prayed the clouds opened and a mighty voice stated, "Amazing that 
> you should come to me. I, too, sent my son to Israel..."
> And this is a repeat for those, who looks to the answers at first...
> A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from 
> his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. 
> To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year 
> later the young man returned home.
> "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son said. 
> "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while in 
> Israel I converted to Christianity."
> "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done."
> So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and sought 
> his advice and solace.
> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too sent 
> my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
> So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the Rabbi.
> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too sent my 
> son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our sons?" 
> "Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.
> So they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts to 
> the Almighty.
> As they prayed the clouds opened and a mighty voice stated, "This is 
> actually a very clever joke, nice!..." 
>