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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> suka:)
> "zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message 
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>>A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from
>> his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish 
>> faith.
>> To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A 
>> year
>> later the young man returned home.
>> "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son 
>> said.
>> "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while in
>> Israel I converted to Christianity."
>> "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done."
>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and 
>> sought
>> his advice and solace.
>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too 
>> sent
>> my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the Rabbi.
>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too sent 
>> my
>> son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our 
>> sons?"
>> "Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.
>> So they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts 
>> to
>> the Almighty.
>> As they prayed the clouds opened and a mighty voice stated, "Amazing that
>> you should come to me. I, too, sent my son to Israel..."
>> And this is a repeat for those, who looks to the answers at first...
>> A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away 
>> from
>> his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish 
>> faith.
>> To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A 
>> year
>> later the young man returned home.
>> "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son 
>> said.
>> "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while in
>> Israel I converted to Christianity."
>> "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done."
>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and 
>> sought
>> his advice and solace.
>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too 
>> sent
>> my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the Rabbi.
>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too sent 
>> my
>> son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our 
>> sons?"
>> "Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.
>> So they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts 
>> to
>> the Almighty.
>> As they prayed the clouds opened and a mighty voice stated, "This is
>> actually a very clever joke, nice!..."
>>