Keli (K) [Paulius @ 2010-12-06 11:50:46]

Tema: Keli (K)
Autorius: Paulius
Data: 2010-12-06 11:50:46
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class=UIStory_Message>Važiavo senutė dviračiu.Ją sustabdė policija:<BR>-Kur 
važiuoji bobut?<BR>-Į kapines.<BR>-O kas dviratį parveš? :D</SPAN></H3>
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class=Apple-style-span>Ateina blondinė pas daktarą ir sako:<SPAN 
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krūvelės, o ne viena. Ką daryti?<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>Daktaras pacientę apþiūrėjęs 
sako:<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Prieš kakodama 
malonėkite nusimauti stringus</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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class=UIStory_Message>Kuom geriausiai užgerti autentiškus meksikietiškus 
patiekalus?<BR>- Tekila.<BR>- Vokiškus patiekalus?<BR>- Alumi.<BR>- Itališkus 
patiekalus?<BR><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>- 
Vynu.<BR>- Rusiškus patiekalus?<BR>- Rusiškos virtuvės patiekalus reikia ne 
užgerti, o užkąsti!…</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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class=UIStory_Message>Pokalbis buities reikmenų parduotuvėje:<BR>- Duokite man, 
prašau, įvesties-išvesties įrangos priežiūros rinkinį.<BR>- Ką? Ką?<BR>- Dantų 
pastos ir tualetinio popieriaus!</SPAN></H3>
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class=UIStory_Message>Porelės pokalbis vaistinėje:<BR>- Ir nepamiršk 
prezervatyvų, - tyliai sako žmona.<BR>- Blemba, 10 litų už 3 kartus...<BR>- O 
ką, tau kas nors pigiau duoda? - susirūpino moteris.</SPAN></H3>
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class=UIStory_Message>Bėga ežiukas per mišką, o medyje Voveraitė straksi ir 
dainuoja:<BR>- Ežiukas, ežiukas – subinėj pieštukas. Ežiukas, ežiukas – subinėj 
pieštukas…<BR>Ir taip visą dieną. Galiausiai ežiukas susinervavo ir neiškentęs 
sako:<BR>- Voveraitė, voveraitė, subinėj INKARAS!!!<BR>- Ežiuk, taip 
nesąžininga, juk nesirimuoja! – pasipiktino voverytė.<BR><SPAN 
style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>- Na tai kas, užtat daug sunkiau 
ištraukti…</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=UIStory_Message>Eina 
ežiukas per mišką. Išlenda meška iš krūmų ir sako:<BR>- Sveikas 
dygliuotasis.<BR>- Sveika gauruotoji,- atsakė ežiukas. Taip žodis po žodžio ir 
ežiukas gavo į snukį…</SPAN></H3>
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class=UIStory_Message>Beldžiasi du senukai į viešnamio duris.<BR>- Ką darysim, 
jeigu neįleis?<BR>- O ką darysim, jeigu įleis?..</SPAN></H3>
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class=UIStory_Message>Pagyvenusiai porai draugai jubiliejaus proga padovanojo 
kamasutros knyga.Varte jie ja, varte.Ir sako vyras :<BR>- butu ydomu 
pabandyt,bet,kad visos pozos tryse.<BR>-tai gal kaimyna,Petra pasikvieciam,jis 
juk beveik gimine?<BR>Taip ir sutare,pasikviete kaimyna,susitare na ir pradejo 
pozas bandyt.Kiek laiko praejus,kaimynas pasoko,<SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
class=text_exposed_show>nieko nesakydamas pradejo rengtis ir eina prie 
duru.<BR>-Petrai,kas atsitiko?Gal yzeidem tave?<BR>-Kas atsitiko,kas 
atsitiko?!Jau trecia poza,o man vis b**y ciulpti reikia...</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
class=Apple-style-span>
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class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
style="COLOR: rgb(128,128,128)" class=UIIntentionalStory_Names 
data-ft='{"type":"name"}'><SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message>Plaukia karve per jura, isneria povandeninis laivas ir 
klausia tos kares:<BR>-kur gi tu plauki karve?<BR>- i svedija.<BR>- tai kad ne i 
ta puse plauki<BR>- o man poch... vistiek paskesiu :D</SPAN></H3>
<H3 
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class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message><SPAN 
style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
class=Apple-style-span>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message>Žmona vyrui:<BR>- Klausyk, užsiimkime šiandien seksu ant 
grindų?<BR>- O kodėl ant grindų?<BR>- Na, tiesiog nors kartą norisi pajusti 
kažką kieto...</SPAN></H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message><SPAN 
style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
class=Apple-style-span>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message>Antroji mano uošviene daug geresne už pirmąją– viska 
supranta iš pirmo smūgio.</SPAN></H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message><SPAN 
style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
class=Apple-style-span>
<H3 
style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message>Susitinka ilgai nesimatę du draugai. Vienas sako:<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Sveikas, Jeronimai, kaip gyveni 
papasakok? Kokios naujienos, kaip sekasi? Kaip žmona? Gal jau ir vaikų 
turi?<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>Jeronimas atsako:<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Gerai gyvenam. Va ir žmona 
nesiskundžia, turiu dukrą (neseniai gimė).<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Nu?! Nu ir į ką panaši? Kaip 
atrodo?<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><SPAN 
style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>Jeronimas:<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Nu... Protu aišku į mane, o 
išvaizda aišku į motiną.<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>Draugas:<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Nu ir nepasisekė mergai! Ir durna 
ir negraži...</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
<H3 
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class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
class=text_exposed_show></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
<H3 
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class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
class=UIStory_Message><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
class=text_exposed_show></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
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