Tema: Re: Keli (K)
Autorius: linasZ
Data: 2010-12-06 15:15:25
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>su eziuku gerulis :)</FONT></DIV>
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  <DIV>"Paulius" &lt;<A href="mailto:xxx@xxx.com">xxx@xxx.com</A>&gt; wrote in 
  message <A 
  href="news:idibll$4es$1@trimpas.omnitel.net">news:idibll$4es$1@trimpas.omnitel.net</A>...</DIV>
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  class=UIStory_Message>Važiavo senutė dviračiu.Ją sustabdė policija:<BR>-Kur 
  važiuoji bobut?<BR>-Į kapines.<BR>-O kas dviratį parveš? :D</SPAN></H3>
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  class=Apple-style-span>Ateina blondinė pas daktarą ir sako:<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Kai kakoju man išeina dvi 
  krūvelės, o ne viena. Ką daryti?<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>Daktaras pacientę apþiūrėjęs 
  sako:<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Prieš kakodama 
  malonėkite nusimauti stringus</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Kuom geriausiai užgerti autentiškus meksikietiškus 
  patiekalus?<BR>- Tekila.<BR>- Vokiškus patiekalus?<BR>- Alumi.<BR>- Itališkus 
  patiekalus?<BR><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>- 
  Vynu.<BR>- Rusiškus patiekalus?<BR>- Rusiškos virtuvės patiekalus reikia ne 
  užgerti, o užkąsti!…</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Pokalbis buities reikmenų parduotuvėje:<BR>- Duokite 
  man, prašau, įvesties-išvesties įrangos priežiūros rinkinį.<BR>- Ką? Ką?<BR>- 
  Dantų pastos ir tualetinio popieriaus!</SPAN></H3>
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  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Porelės pokalbis vaistinėje:<BR>- Ir nepamiršk 
  prezervatyvų, - tyliai sako žmona.<BR>- Blemba, 10 litų už 3 kartus...<BR>- O 
  ką, tau kas nors pigiau duoda? - susirūpino moteris.</SPAN></H3>
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  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Bėga ežiukas per mišką, o medyje Voveraitė straksi ir 
  dainuoja:<BR>- Ežiukas, ežiukas – subinėj pieštukas. Ežiukas, ežiukas – 
  subinėj pieštukas…<BR>Ir taip visą dieną. Galiausiai ežiukas susinervavo ir 
  neiškentęs sako:<BR>- Voveraitė, voveraitė, subinėj INKARAS!!!<BR>- Ežiuk, 
  taip nesąžininga, juk nesirimuoja! – pasipiktino voverytė.<BR><SPAN 
  style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>- Na tai kas, užtat daug 
  sunkiau ištraukti…</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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  class=UIStory_Message><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
  class=text_exposed_show><SPAN 
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  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  style="COLOR: rgb(128,128,128)" class=UIIntentionalStory_Names 
  data-ft='{"type":"name"}'><SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Eina ežiukas per mišką. Išlenda meška iš krūmų ir 
  sako:<BR>- Sveikas dygliuotasis.<BR>- Sveika gauruotoji,- atsakė ežiukas. Taip 
  žodis po žodžio ir ežiukas gavo į snukį…</SPAN></H3>
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  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Beldžiasi du senukai į viešnamio duris.<BR>- Ką darysim, 
  jeigu neįleis?<BR>- O ką darysim, jeigu įleis?..</SPAN></H3>
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  class=UIStory_Message>Pagyvenusiai porai draugai jubiliejaus proga padovanojo 
  kamasutros knyga.Varte jie ja, varte.Ir sako vyras :<BR>- butu ydomu 
  pabandyt,bet,kad visos pozos tryse.<BR>-tai gal kaimyna,Petra pasikvieciam,jis 
  juk beveik gimine?<BR>Taip ir sutare,pasikviete kaimyna,susitare na ir pradejo 
  pozas bandyt.Kiek laiko praejus,kaimynas pasoko,<SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
  class=text_exposed_show>nieko nesakydamas pradejo rengtis ir eina prie 
  duru.<BR>-Petrai,kas atsitiko?Gal yzeidem tave?<BR>-Kas atsitiko,kas 
  atsitiko?!Jau trecia poza,o man vis b**y ciulpti reikia...</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
  class=text_exposed_show></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
  class=text_exposed_show><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
  class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
  class=Apple-style-span>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  style="COLOR: rgb(128,128,128)" class=UIIntentionalStory_Names 
  data-ft='{"type":"name"}'><SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Plaukia karve per jura, isneria povandeninis laivas ir 
  klausia tos kares:<BR>-kur gi tu plauki karve?<BR>- i svedija.<BR>- tai kad ne 
  i ta puse plauki<BR>- o man poch... vistiek paskesiu :D</SPAN></H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
  class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
  class=Apple-style-span>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Žmona vyrui:<BR>- Klausyk, užsiimkime šiandien seksu ant 
  grindų?<BR>- O kodėl ant grindų?<BR>- Na, tiesiog nors kartą norisi pajusti 
  kažką kieto...</SPAN></H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
  class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
  class=Apple-style-span>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Antroji mano uošviene daug geresne už pirmąją– viska 
  supranta iš pirmo smūgio.</SPAN></H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: medium 'Times New Roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" 
  class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
  style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 11px" 
  class=Apple-style-span>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message>Susitinka ilgai nesimatę du draugai. Vienas sako:<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Sveikas, Jeronimai, kaip gyveni 
  papasakok? Kokios naujienos, kaip sekasi? Kaip žmona? Gal jau ir vaikų 
  turi?<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>Jeronimas atsako:<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Gerai gyvenam. Va ir žmona 
  nesiskundžia, turiu dukrą (neseniai gimė).<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Nu?! Nu ir į ką panaši? Kaip 
  atrodo?<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><SPAN 
  style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>Jeronimas:<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Nu... Protu aišku į mane, o 
  išvaizda aišku į motiną.<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>Draugas:<SPAN 
  class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>- Nu ir nepasisekė mergai! Ir 
  durna ir negraži...</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
  class=UIStory_Message><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" 
  class=text_exposed_show></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</H3>
  <H3 
  style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px" 
  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
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  class=UIIntentionalStory_Message data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN 
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