>>  8.. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day 
>> of
>> the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?
>
> vel gi, zentas (son in law) ar krikstasunis

Arba abu ivaikinti? :)


>>  11.. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 
>> 5
>> minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
>> together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
>
> wtf, mazochistai kazkokie :)

Shoot  angliškai taip pat reiškia nufotografuoti, tada palaikyti under water 
(nes ne skaitmena, taip daromos nuotraukos),  tada pakabinti nuotrauką kad 
išdžiūtų.

>
>>  12.. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all
>> of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and
>> still tell which water came from which jug?
>
> na tai ir sudedi tuos jugs i ta barrel kaip yra

nop, not using jugs :P
Vieną užšaldai, kitą supili, tada įmeti ledą... voila.

>
>>  13.. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when 
>> you
>> throw it away?
>
> wtf nzn

Anglis.