If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s about a man who brings people back to 
life with his magical vacuum gun
If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it’s about this karate champ who 
slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey
If you watch Harry Potter backwards it’s about a young wizard who gets sent 
into witness protection after a violent altercation.
If you play Pac-Man backwards, its about a yellow guy vomiting little dots. 
Pretty messy, if you think about it.
If you watch Pretty Woman backwards its about Richard Gere transforming 
Julia Roberts into a hooker.
If you watch Cinderella backwards it's about woman who learns her place
If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that 
keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and 
crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so 
he can visit Cuba.
If you watch Bukkake backwards, it's men cleaning women with their magic 
penis vacuum
If you watch the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark" backwards, it's a movie 
about a professor who obtains a magical box from the government that creates 
Nazis.
If you watch Rocky backwards, it's a movie about a guy who gets beaten up so 
severely that he's forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.
If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs around 
fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him off to an 
island full of dinosaurs.
If you watch The Big Lebowski backwards The Dude finally gets his rug back.
If you watch Blade Runner backwards it's about a guy who helps replicants 
get their lives together so that one of them can get a job interview.He then 
enjoys a bowl of noodles.
If you watch Die Hard 3 backwards, it’s about a man who get on a boat, blows 
it up then fixes it then decides to travel around with a black guy in a cab, 
which ultimately leads to him becoming a racist.
If you watch Toy Story 3 backwards, it’s about a kid giving toys to a day 
care center. Later another kid comes by and takes those same toys. Wait…It’s 
the same going forward…
If you play Alien Swarm backwards, it’s a strategy game, where you create a 
new planet to hold an alien lifeform. The squad then spends the rest of the 
time placing biomass and eggs for their survival.
If you watch Forrest Gump backwards it’s about a man’s friend who grows back 
his legs.
If you watch Avatar backwards it’s about a group of environmentalists who 
help revive an alien society and transform some of the aliens into humans.
If you watch Twilight backwards, Bella chooses to live a life free of 
Bestiality or Necrophilia.
If you watch the Godfather backwards, it’s about Mafia families at war who 
settle the peace when an officer and and drug dealer are brought back to 
life by the Don’s son, who then goes from badass to meek. Then, his daughter 
gets a divorce.
If you watch Watchmen backwards, they fixed the beginning.
If you watch any movie about jesus, its about a guy who comes back from the 
dead after being crucified and goes around infecting people with horrible 
diseases. he then hes steals fish and loaves of bread from 5000 starving 
people. and wrecks a perfectly good party by turning wine into water. makes 
a guy go blind too...
No. It's about a man who falls out of the sky and sneaks into a cave. Then 
the entrance to the cave collapses, so he wraps himself up in this bloody 
shroud he found inside the cave and dies. Three days later, a bunch of jews 
show up, dig out the cave entrance, unwrap the corpse, and crucify it. The 
man's already got holes in his palms, so it's pretty easy.
A few hours later, some Roman soldier comes along with a healing wand and 
brings the corpse back to life. Then more soldiers help the poor man down 
off the cross, and use their magic hammers to heal the wounds in his hands 
and feet. The guy is so thankful that he helps them carry the crucifix all 
the way back to town, where they use magic healing strings to heal even more 
of the guy's wounds.
Later, the guy goes around disassembling a bunch of houses, as well as 
stealing a bunch of furniture and disassembling that as well.
If you watch just about any porn backwards, it's about a guy vaccuming some 
white goo from some girl's face, then she thanks him via fellatio. After 
some intercourse, the guy gets a case of limpdick and in a rage he destroys 
the poor womans TV signal. Thus ending the epos with the girl calling for 
cable repair.
If you live backwards, you die by getting sucked into a huge vagina.
If you watch Charlie and Chocolate Factory backwards, it's a movie about a 
kid who owns a candy factory who is slowly stripped of his wealth and luck 
as his friends and family show up.

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