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"ShowmanaZ" <trintiInfo@trintiTavopirtis.eLTe> wrote in message 
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> If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s about a man who brings people back to 
> life with his magical vacuum gun
> If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it’s about this karate champ who 
> slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey
> If you watch Harry Potter backwards it’s about a young wizard who gets 
> sent into witness protection after a violent altercation.
> If you play Pac-Man backwards, its about a yellow guy vomiting little 
> dots. Pretty messy, if you think about it.
> If you watch Pretty Woman backwards its about Richard Gere transforming 
> Julia Roberts into a hooker.
> If you watch Cinderella backwards it's about woman who learns her place
> If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that 
> keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
> If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and 
> crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so 
> he can visit Cuba.
> If you watch Bukkake backwards, it's men cleaning women with their magic 
> penis vacuum
> If you watch the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark" backwards, it's a movie 
> about a professor who obtains a magical box from the government that 
> creates Nazis.
> If you watch Rocky backwards, it's a movie about a guy who gets beaten up 
> so severely that he's forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.
> If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs 
> around fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him 
> off to an island full of dinosaurs.
> If you watch The Big Lebowski backwards The Dude finally gets his rug 
> back.
> If you watch Blade Runner backwards it's about a guy who helps replicants 
> get their lives together so that one of them can get a job interview.He 
> then enjoys a bowl of noodles.
> If you watch Die Hard 3 backwards, it’s about a man who get on a boat, 
> blows it up then fixes it then decides to travel around with a black guy 
> in a cab, which ultimately leads to him becoming a racist.
> If you watch Toy Story 3 backwards, it’s about a kid giving toys to a day 
> care center. Later another kid comes by and takes those same toys. Wait…It’s 
> the same going forward…
> If you play Alien Swarm backwards, it’s a strategy game, where you create 
> a new planet to hold an alien lifeform. The squad then spends the rest of 
> the time placing biomass and eggs for their survival.
> If you watch Forrest Gump backwards it’s about a man’s friend who grows 
> back his legs.
> If you watch Avatar backwards it’s about a group of environmentalists who 
> help revive an alien society and transform some of the aliens into humans.
> If you watch Twilight backwards, Bella chooses to live a life free of 
> Bestiality or Necrophilia.
> If you watch the Godfather backwards, it’s about Mafia families at war who 
> settle the peace when an officer and and drug dealer are brought back to 
> life by the Don’s son, who then goes from badass to meek. Then, his 
> daughter gets a divorce.
> If you watch Watchmen backwards, they fixed the beginning.
> If you watch any movie about jesus, its about a guy who comes back from 
> the dead after being crucified and goes around infecting people with 
> horrible diseases. he then hes steals fish and loaves of bread from 5000 
> starving people. and wrecks a perfectly good party by turning wine into 
> water. makes a guy go blind too...
> No. It's about a man who falls out of the sky and sneaks into a cave. Then 
> the entrance to the cave collapses, so he wraps himself up in this bloody 
> shroud he found inside the cave and dies. Three days later, a bunch of 
> jews show up, dig out the cave entrance, unwrap the corpse, and crucify 
> it. The man's already got holes in his palms, so it's pretty easy.
> A few hours later, some Roman soldier comes along with a healing wand and 
> brings the corpse back to life. Then more soldiers help the poor man down 
> off the cross, and use their magic hammers to heal the wounds in his hands 
> and feet. The guy is so thankful that he helps them carry the crucifix all 
> the way back to town, where they use magic healing strings to heal even 
> more of the guy's wounds.
> Later, the guy goes around disassembling a bunch of houses, as well as 
> stealing a bunch of furniture and disassembling that as well.
> If you watch just about any porn backwards, it's about a guy vaccuming 
> some white goo from some girl's face, then she thanks him via fellatio. 
> After some intercourse, the guy gets a case of limpdick and in a rage he 
> destroys the poor womans TV signal. Thus ending the epos with the girl 
> calling for cable repair.
> If you live backwards, you die by getting sucked into a huge vagina.
> If you watch Charlie and Chocolate Factory backwards, it's a movie about a 
> kid who owns a candy factory who is slowly stripped of his wealth and luck 
> as his friends and family show up.
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