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"ShowmanaZ" <trintiInfo@trintiTavopirtis.eLTe> wrote in message news:iga5pm$k6e$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s about a man who brings people back to 
> life with his magical vacuum gun
> If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it’s about this karate champ who 
> slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey
> If you watch Harry Potter backwards it’s about a young wizard who gets sent 
> into witness protection after a violent altercation.
> If you play Pac-Man backwards, its about a yellow guy vomiting little dots. 
> Pretty messy, if you think about it.
> If you watch Pretty Woman backwards its about Richard Gere transforming 
> Julia Roberts into a hooker.
> If you watch Cinderella backwards it's about woman who learns her place
> If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that 
> keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
> If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and 
> crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so 
> he can visit Cuba.
> If you watch Bukkake backwards, it's men cleaning women with their magic 
> penis vacuum
> If you watch the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark" backwards, it's a movie 
> about a professor who obtains a magical box from the government that creates 
> Nazis.
> If you watch Rocky backwards, it's a movie about a guy who gets beaten up so 
> severely that he's forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.
> If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs around 
> fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him off to an 
> island full of dinosaurs.
> If you watch The Big Lebowski backwards The Dude finally gets his rug back.
> If you watch Blade Runner backwards it's about a guy who helps replicants 
> get their lives together so that one of them can get a job interview.He then 
> enjoys a bowl of noodles.
> If you watch Die Hard 3 backwards, it’s about a man who get on a boat, blows 
> it up then fixes it then decides to travel around with a black guy in a cab, 
> which ultimately leads to him becoming a racist.
> If you watch Toy Story 3 backwards, it’s about a kid giving toys to a day 
> care center. Later another kid comes by and takes those same toys. Wait…It’s 
> the same going forward…
> If you play Alien Swarm backwards, it’s a strategy game, where you create a 
> new planet to hold an alien lifeform. The squad then spends the rest of the 
> time placing biomass and eggs for their survival.
> If you watch Forrest Gump backwards it’s about a man’s friend who grows back 
> his legs.
> If you watch Avatar backwards it’s about a group of environmentalists who 
> help revive an alien society and transform some of the aliens into humans.
> If you watch Twilight backwards, Bella chooses to live a life free of 
> Bestiality or Necrophilia.
> If you watch the Godfather backwards, it’s about Mafia families at war who 
> settle the peace when an officer and and drug dealer are brought back to 
> life by the Don’s son, who then goes from badass to meek. Then, his daughter 
> gets a divorce.
> If you watch Watchmen backwards, they fixed the beginning.
> If you watch any movie about jesus, its about a guy who comes back from the 
> dead after being crucified and goes around infecting people with horrible 
> diseases. he then hes steals fish and loaves of bread from 5000 starving 
> people. and wrecks a perfectly good party by turning wine into water. makes 
> a guy go blind too...
> No. It's about a man who falls out of the sky and sneaks into a cave. Then 
> the entrance to the cave collapses, so he wraps himself up in this bloody 
> shroud he found inside the cave and dies. Three days later, a bunch of jews 
> show up, dig out the cave entrance, unwrap the corpse, and crucify it. The 
> man's already got holes in his palms, so it's pretty easy.
> A few hours later, some Roman soldier comes along with a healing wand and 
> brings the corpse back to life. Then more soldiers help the poor man down 
> off the cross, and use their magic hammers to heal the wounds in his hands 
> and feet. The guy is so thankful that he helps them carry the crucifix all 
> the way back to town, where they use magic healing strings to heal even more 
> of the guy's wounds.
> Later, the guy goes around disassembling a bunch of houses, as well as 
> stealing a bunch of furniture and disassembling that as well.
> If you watch just about any porn backwards, it's about a guy vaccuming some 
> white goo from some girl's face, then she thanks him via fellatio. After 
> some intercourse, the guy gets a case of limpdick and in a rage he destroys 
> the poor womans TV signal. Thus ending the epos with the girl calling for 
> cable repair.
> If you live backwards, you die by getting sucked into a huge vagina.
> If you watch Charlie and Chocolate Factory backwards, it's a movie about a 
> kid who owns a candy factory who is slowly stripped of his wealth and luck 
> as his friends and family show up.
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