muahahaha tikrai geekiski, nerealus geruliai :))) Apie matematikus pramuse :))))


"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:ih3k2m$flk$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> ir apskrytai.. "-------"
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> What's an anagram of Banach-Tarski?
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> Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski
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> An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
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> The first asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks 
> for a quarter beer. The fourth is begins to order an eighth of a beer but 
> the bartender cuts him off.
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> "You're all idiots."
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> He pours two beers and goes to help other customers.
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> A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your 
> kind here." The superconductor leaves without any resistance.
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> The bartender says, we don't serve your kind here. A tachyon walks into a 
> bar
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> A photon walks into two bars.
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> Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve 
> noble gases here." He doesn't react.
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> Knock knock.
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> Who's there?
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> To.
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> To who?
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> To whom
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> when Heisenberg had the time, he didn't have the energy....
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> -So Heisenberg goes to a marriage counselor. He says, "I'm having problems 
> pleasing my wife. Every time I get up any momentum, she says I've got the 
> position wrong. every time I manage to get into position, I cant get any 
> momentum going!"
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> A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "We don't allow Higgs 
> Bosons in here." The Higgs Boson says "But without me how can you have 
> mass?"
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> A cop stops Heisenberg on the freeway. The cop asks "do you know how fast 
> you were going?". Heisenberg says "no but i know where i am".
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> What's red and smells like blue paint?
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> ... red paint.
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> How do you confuse a blond?
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> Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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> ©Toxis
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