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> The bartender says, we don't serve your kind here. A tachyon walks into a
> bar
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> A photon walks into two bars.
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Sitie du nepilni - nemeikina jokio senso :)

Originale:

     * I used to be an astronomer but I got stuck on the day shift.

     * What do you have against Pluto? Cold? Distant? I don't want to be 
in a Plutonic relationship?

     * When a virus goes it to a cell...it completely takes over. It's a 
hostile takeover. Your cell's under new management.

     * A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says we don't serve 
viruses. The virus replaces the bartender and says "Now we do."

     * A infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says "We 
don't serve infectious diseases." The infectious disease says "Well, 
you're not a very good host."

     * Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve 
bacteria in this bar." The bacterias say "But we work here, we're Staph."

     * A room temperature super conductor walks into the bar. The 
bartender says "We don't serve room temperature super conductors here." 
The room temperature super conductor leaves without putting up any 
resistance.

     * An infrared photon walks into a bar and says "Is it hot in here 
or it is just me."

     * A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve 
neutrinos in this bar." The neutrino says "Hey, I was just passing through."

     * Schroedinger's Cat walks into a bar...and doesn't.

     * The Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says "We don't 
allow Higgs boson in here. The Higgs boson says, "But without me how can 
you have mass?"

     * A statistician walks into just your average bar. The bartender 
says "We don't serve statisticians." The statistician says, "Well you're 
just mean."

     * Some Helium gas drifts into the bar. "The bartender says we don't 
serve Helium." The Helium doesn't react.


(C) Brian Malow