One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to 
her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to 
warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer 
and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' ".
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer 
said?".
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy Shit! A 
talking chicken!".
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came 
into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She 
said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!".
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy".
"I know", she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it 
was dead or alive.
"Dead." she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child 
innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it 
didn't move."

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