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"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to 
> her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to 
> warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the 
> farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' ".
> The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that 
> farmer said?".
> One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy Shit! A 
> talking chicken!".
> The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
> -------
> When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came 
> into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She 
> said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!".
> I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy".
> "I know", she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
> ------
> A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if 
> it was dead or alive.
> "Dead." she was informed.
> "How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
> "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child 
> innocently.
> "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
> "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it 
> didn't move."
>
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> ©Toxis
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