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Fruitcake
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1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cup dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.

Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup.

Turn off the mixer.

Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose
with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.
Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can
find. Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.

Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?



"xamas" <Tigraz@one.lt> wrote in message 
news:ii6u0d$v1p$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> 1 stikline cukraus,
> 2 stiklines dz. vaisiu,
> 1 stikline vandens,
> sauja riesutu,
> 4 kiausiniai,
> 250g sviesto,
> 1 citina,
> 2 mazi litrai konjako!
>
> Pries pradedant maisyti tesla, paragauk konjaka, ar geras!
> Suplak sviesta iki purumo su plakikliu.
> Dar karta paragauk konjaka - ar tikrai jis auksciausios kokybes? Tam 
> tikslui pripilk jo pilna stikline ir isgerk iki dugno (kartojama 2 
> kartus).
> Idek i isplakta sviesta 2 saukstus cukraus ir dar karta paragauk konjaka 
> tuo paciu metodu.
> Imusk i dubeni 2 kiausinius ir suberk tuos keistus susiraukslejusius 
> vaisius.
> Dabar paragauk konjaka nustatydamas jo konsistencija.
> Isjunk plakikli.
> Uzstrigusius tarp plakiklio stipinu vaisius iskrapstyk su zirklemis.
> Imesk citrina i dubeni ir ten pat isspausk riesutus.
> Papildomai iberk cukraus ir apskritai visko, ko tau norisi.
> Istepk orkaite riebalais ir pasuk ja 360 laipsniu.
> Ismesk dubeni su tesla pro langa ir pabaik gerti konjaka, nusispjauk i ta 
> pyraga ir eik miegoti!
>
> SKANAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>