A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her 
room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and 
noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched 
her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy 
as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out 
of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they 
would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few 
minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses 
run back into the room.

'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'




NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND