:))) On 02/11/2011 01:19 PM, Night wrote: > A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her > room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and > noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she > touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was > definite movement. > > They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As > crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & > bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured > him that they would close the curtains for privacy. > > The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few > minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The > nurses run back into the room. > > 'What happened!?' they cried. > > The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'