OUCH :)

"Night" <vkumpikas_nospam_@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:ij35v0$4jv$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her 
> room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and 
> noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she 
> touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite 
> movement.
>
> They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As 
> crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring 
> her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that 
> they would close the curtains for privacy.
>
> The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few 
> minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The 
> nurses run back into the room.
>
> 'What happened!?' they cried.
>
> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
>
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> NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND
>
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