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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was 
time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to 
the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing.
As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom 
would be like.
It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your 
husband."
And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," 
and my Mom said, "He does."