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"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:ikoccn$spq$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>A Texas DPS Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.
> He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
> He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
> Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
> He also immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her 
> fingernails.
> Puzzled by this surprising situation, he walks to the car and gently raps on 
> the driver's side window.
> The young man lowers his window and mutters, "Uh, yes, Officer"?
> The trooper asks: 'What are you doing'?
> The young man says: 'Well, Sir, I'm reading a magazine'.
> Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the trooper says: 'And 
> her in the back, what is she doing'?
> The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails'.
> Now the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone in a car at 
> night, in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper 
> asks: 'What's your age, young man'?
> The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir'. The trooper asks: 'And her ... what's her 
> age'?
> The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...
> 
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> ©Toxis
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