A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by 
throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome 
young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said: "Look, you've 
got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I 
can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food 
every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep 
you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the 
sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every 
night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made 
passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the 
captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking 
me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry

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