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On 04/12/2011 01:29 PM, Toxis@ze_yval_place wrote:
> A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her
> life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the
> docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and
> said: "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the
> morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good
> care of you and bring you food every day."
>
> Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll
> keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
> The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That night,
> the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on,
> every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and
> they made passionate love until dawn.
>
> Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
> captain.
>
> "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
>
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's
> taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
> "He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry
>