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"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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>A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life 
>by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a 
>handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said: "Look, 
>you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you 
>like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring 
>you food every day."
>
> Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll 
> keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
> The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That night, 
> the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, 
> every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they 
> made passionate love until dawn.
>
> Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the 
> captain.
>
> "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
>
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's 
> taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
> "He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry
>
> -- 
> ______
> ©Toxis
>