Q: Do electrons have mass?
A: wow! I didn't knew they were Catholic!


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      Jesus: Paul...PAUL!, PAUL!
      Paul: What?
      Jesus: Damn..this is high...I can see your house from up here.

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In Belgium, two nuns are riding their bikes thru a beautiful old village of 
cobblestoned streets.

Nun One: "This is really lovely! I've never come this way before!"
Nun Two: "Me either. Must be the cobblestones."
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So Jesus walks into an Inn with 3 nails in his hand and says "Can you put me 
up for the night?"

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©Toxis