:)))) "Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:isnbqo$ok$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > Q: Do electrons have mass? > A: wow! I didn't knew they were Catholic! > > > + > > > Jesus: Paul...PAUL!, PAUL! > Paul: What? > Jesus: Damn..this is high...I can see your house from up here. > > _______________- > In Belgium, two nuns are riding their bikes thru a beautiful old village > of cobblestoned streets. > > Nun One: "This is really lovely! I've never come this way before!" > Nun Two: "Me either. Must be the cobblestones." > _____________ > So Jesus walks into an Inn with 3 nails in his hand and says "Can you put > me up for the night?" > > -- > ______ > ©Toxis >