Tema: is alt.humor
Autorius: Tomas D.
Data: 2011-07-17 23:16:38
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at Levin ' s pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could
see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
to
wear one.  I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her  thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to
see if it were empty.  It was empty. ' Just a minute, ' she said, and walked
to
the door, and locked it..
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.  'Do these excite you?'
She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.  She then
said it was time to slip the condom on.  As I was slipping it on, she
dropped her
skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she
said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her.  It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.   She looked at
me with a bit of a frown. ' Did you put that condom on? ' she asked.
I said, ' I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
She then beat the shit out of me.......