Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's
legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are
you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have
to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry,
looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'