Tema: Re: is alt.humor
Autorius: Kuujis@work
Data: 2011-07-18 13:28:04
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"Tomas D." <mailsoc@[trint]gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:ivvfv6$lsr$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
> packet of condoms at Levin ' s pharmacy.
> There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could
> see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew 
> how
> to
> wear one.  I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
> So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her  thumb.
> She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
> I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to
> see if it were empty.  It was empty. ' Just a minute, ' she said, and 
> walked
> to
> the door, and locked it..
> Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
> removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.  'Do these excite 
> you?'
> She asked.
> Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.  She then
> said it was time to slip the condom on.  As I was slipping it on, she
> dropped her
> skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she
> said, 'We don't have much time.'
> So I climbed on her.  It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
> longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.   She looked 
> at
> me with a bit of a frown. ' Did you put that condom on? ' she asked.
> I said, ' I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
> She then beat the shit out of me.......
>
>