Customer: "Excuse me, can you please help me find the new [brand] MP3 
player? The one with the built in paedophile?"

Me: "I'm sorry, built in what?"

Customer: "Paedophile, that thing that keeps track of your footsteps?"

Me: "Ah, yes. That would be a pedometer."

Customer: "Are you sure?"

Me: "I can say with 100% certainty that none of our products have a built-in 
paedophile."

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>
> (I work in a call center that answers calls from people with broken cars 
> in foreign countries. We always ask how many people are on board of the 
> car.)
>
> Me: "Are there any children in your car?"
>
> Customer: "Yes, four children. One of the children is under four. Three 
> are aged between four and twelve and one is older than twelve."
>
> Me: "So, you have five children?"
>
> Customer: "No! Four children!"
>
> Me: "But, you just mentioned five children."
>
> Customer: "Don't you think I know how many kids I have?"
>
> Customer, to his wife: "Honey, how many kids do we have?"
>
> Customer: "I'm sorry. You're right, I've got five children."
>