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> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> parašė naujienų 
> news:gvo74o$jar$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> Komentarai zhudantys:)
>> http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_recent?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
>>
>> nuo ko viskas prasidejo:
>> "This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 
>> 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic 
>> happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my 
>> girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was 
>> immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my 
>> shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl 
>> at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that 
>> approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give 
>> them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they 
>> didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't 
>> settle for the first thing that comes to him.
>>
>> I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a 
>> drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was 
>> browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. 
>> I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and 
>> flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, 
>> I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her 
>> mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out 
>> the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
>>
>> Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
>> Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot 
>> see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better 
>> if they glowed in the dark. "
>>
>>
>> Isibegejo:
>> "I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered 
>> and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it 
>> would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years.
>>
>> When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to 
>> realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly 
>> it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God!
>>
>> When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and 
>> behold, it was still deformed.
>>
>> But the shirt fits really well. "
>>
>> Tesesi su: ""I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started 
>> calling me again"
>> "My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission,"
>>
>> "I have been wearing this shirt for about 15 weeks and I have not needed 
>> to wash it! You don't put this shirt on your torso you put it on your 
>> soul. The day I bought this shirt I lost 300 lbs! I got a new chevy, a 
>> new Trailer and my kids quit meth. I now know that the moon on this shirt 
>> is not a picture but the moon itself. I am the Moon Star!!!!!!! "
>>
>> "I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of 
>> this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a 
>> jealous God. "
>>
>> "Recently, my girlfriend asked me to meet her parents. I was hesitant at 
>> first, and declined the offer for a couple of months. Finally, she wore 
>> me down and got me to agree. Her parents are rich enough to own Bill 
>> Gates, and they insisted that we go to some nice steak restaurant. 
>> Despite her objections, I wore this shirt.
>>
>> The first thing her father noticed on me was this shirt and, upon shaking 
>> my hand, he started to call me son. As soon as we sat down, he wrote me a 
>> check for 100,000 dollars and told me to call him if I ever needed 
>> anything, and her beautiful mother began rubbing my leg in a not 
>> unpleasent way.
>>
>> Half way through the dinner, a man collapsed at the table next to us. I 
>> jumped to my feet and assessed the situation. I discovered that he was 
>> choking on a rather large piece of steak. Now I have no medical training, 
>> but the shirt showed me how to save this man's life. And I did.
>>
>> So grateful for my actions, the man paid for my dinner and gave me the 
>> keys to his new corvette outside. Then the waiters all gave me their 
>> tips, winking at me and mouthing "nice shirt."
>>
>> Later that night, my girlfriend couldn't keep her hands off of me. She 
>> wanted me. Being no fool, I kept the shirt on. She said the pleasure was 
>> so intense she forgot her own name for a minute. We're getting married 
>> next week, and I haven't taken the shirt off since.
>>
>> Only downside: I turn into a werewolf on full moon nights when I wear the 
>> shirt. And I occasionally wake up to Carlos Mencia singing in my 
>> bathroom. Be warned. "
>>
>> " bought this shirt from this site without reading the reviews and now, 
>> my life is pretty much over. It's just me and my disability check in this 
>> cozy trailer from now on.
>>
>> It was just, like, I saw the shirt when I was looking to buy my boyfriend 
>> a gift for his birthday. The wolves... they, like, called to me from the 
>> webpage and I pushed the one click button immediately. And when it 
>> arrived and I was wrapping it for my man, I kept touching it thinking, 
>> "he is going to look soooooooooooooooooo hot in this shirt. Look at all 
>> those HOWLING WOLVES! One wolf would have been pretty sexy, but three of 
>> them? That's so triple of the sexy!
>>
>> He loved it, of course, and then he went and wore it to the bar. Three 
>> days later, he came back to our trailer, packed his bag, and left me for 
>> one of the many ladies that were drawn to him and the "magical" shirt. 
>> Magical for him, maybe... but not to ME. I'm so lost without him.
>>
>> I hate you, wolf shirt. "
>>
>> "So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I 
>> stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all 
>> their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I 
>> mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
>>
>> I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a 
>> size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest 
>> hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. 
>> I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, 
>> and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
>>
>> I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this 
>> shrit; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which 
>> are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at 
>> work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this 
>> shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them). "
>>
>>
>> ir 84 lapai toliau baigesi su
>>
>> "My brother and I both got the shirt, one time he put on both of ours at 
>> the same time. He's dead now. "
>>
>> I've owned and have been wearing this shirt for nine days straight now 
>> and as of this writing it has NOT reunited me with my estranged father, 
>> nor cured my insistent bed wetting as was promised on the tag.
>>
>>
>> It DID get me the number to this SMOKIN' HOT redhead that lives down the 
>> street, but I really don't like redheads (more into blonds), so even in 
>> that respect it doesn't work that well... What a complete bust. I can't 
>> believe I sold my eyes on the black market so I could outbid some smuck 
>> on eBay for this. What a waste of $1,765.43 and a perfectly good set of 
>> eyes!!!
>>
>>
>> Oh, well -- live 'n learn.
>>
>> Shirt *is* machine washable.
>>
>> -- 
>> ___________
>> ©Toxis