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už tai, kad esat troliai :)


"tas pats" <jokubelis@zebra.lt> wrote in message 
news:gvqkqh$1oh$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>- už tai kas esi nacis
> "baldocer" <nera@nebus.net> wrote in message 
> news:gvouas$qv5$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> -
>> uz tai kad esi "ne lietuvis", dar nemaciau ne vieno tavo lietuvisko posto 
>> sitam grupse, atrodo kad nemoketum gimtosios kalbos
>>
>> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> parašė naujienų 
>> news:gvo74o$jar$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>> Komentarai zhudantys:)
>>> http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_recent?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
>>>
>>> nuo ko viskas prasidejo:
>>> "This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 
>>> 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic 
>>> happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover 
>>> my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was 
>>> immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my 
>>> shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl 
>>> at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that 
>>> approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give 
>>> them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they 
>>> didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't 
>>> settle for the first thing that comes to him.
>>>
>>> I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a 
>>> drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was 
>>> browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. 
>>> I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and 
>>> flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, 
>>> I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her 
>>> mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out 
>>> the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
>>>
>>> Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
>>> Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), 
>>> cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been 
>>> better if they glowed in the dark. "
>>>
>>>
>>> Isibegejo:
>>> "I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered 
>>> and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it 
>>> would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years.
>>>
>>> When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to 
>>> realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! 
>>> Suddenly it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I 
>>> saw God!
>>>
>>> When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and 
>>> behold, it was still deformed.
>>>
>>> But the shirt fits really well. "
>>>
>>> Tesesi su: ""I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started 
>>> calling me again"
>>> "My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission,"
>>>
>>> "I have been wearing this shirt for about 15 weeks and I have not needed 
>>> to wash it! You don't put this shirt on your torso you put it on your 
>>> soul. The day I bought this shirt I lost 300 lbs! I got a new chevy, a 
>>> new Trailer and my kids quit meth. I now know that the moon on this 
>>> shirt is not a picture but the moon itself. I am the Moon Star!!!!!!! "
>>>
>>> "I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of 
>>> this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by 
>>> a jealous God. "
>>>
>>> "Recently, my girlfriend asked me to meet her parents. I was hesitant at 
>>> first, and declined the offer for a couple of months. Finally, she wore 
>>> me down and got me to agree. Her parents are rich enough to own Bill 
>>> Gates, and they insisted that we go to some nice steak restaurant. 
>>> Despite her objections, I wore this shirt.
>>>
>>> The first thing her father noticed on me was this shirt and, upon 
>>> shaking my hand, he started to call me son. As soon as we sat down, he 
>>> wrote me a check for 100,000 dollars and told me to call him if I ever 
>>> needed anything, and her beautiful mother began rubbing my leg in a not 
>>> unpleasent way.
>>>
>>> Half way through the dinner, a man collapsed at the table next to us. I 
>>> jumped to my feet and assessed the situation. I discovered that he was 
>>> choking on a rather large piece of steak. Now I have no medical 
>>> training, but the shirt showed me how to save this man's life. And I 
>>> did.
>>>
>>> So grateful for my actions, the man paid for my dinner and gave me the 
>>> keys to his new corvette outside. Then the waiters all gave me their 
>>> tips, winking at me and mouthing "nice shirt."
>>>
>>> Later that night, my girlfriend couldn't keep her hands off of me. She 
>>> wanted me. Being no fool, I kept the shirt on. She said the pleasure was 
>>> so intense she forgot her own name for a minute. We're getting married 
>>> next week, and I haven't taken the shirt off since.
>>>
>>> Only downside: I turn into a werewolf on full moon nights when I wear 
>>> the shirt. And I occasionally wake up to Carlos Mencia singing in my 
>>> bathroom. Be warned. "
>>>
>>> " bought this shirt from this site without reading the reviews and now, 
>>> my life is pretty much over. It's just me and my disability check in 
>>> this cozy trailer from now on.
>>>
>>> It was just, like, I saw the shirt when I was looking to buy my 
>>> boyfriend a gift for his birthday. The wolves... they, like, called to 
>>> me from the webpage and I pushed the one click button immediately. And 
>>> when it arrived and I was wrapping it for my man, I kept touching it 
>>> thinking, "he is going to look soooooooooooooooooo hot in this shirt. 
>>> Look at all those HOWLING WOLVES! One wolf would have been pretty sexy, 
>>> but three of them? That's so triple of the sexy!
>>>
>>> He loved it, of course, and then he went and wore it to the bar. Three 
>>> days later, he came back to our trailer, packed his bag, and left me for 
>>> one of the many ladies that were drawn to him and the "magical" shirt. 
>>> Magical for him, maybe... but not to ME. I'm so lost without him.
>>>
>>> I hate you, wolf shirt. "
>>>
>>> "So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I 
>>> stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language 
>>> all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed 
>>> together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
>>>
>>> I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a 
>>> size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my 
>>> chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels 
>>> sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" 
>>> shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
>>>
>>> I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this 
>>> shrit; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which 
>>> are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident 
>>> at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to 
>>> this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them). "
>>>
>>>
>>> ir 84 lapai toliau baigesi su
>>>
>>> "My brother and I both got the shirt, one time he put on both of ours at 
>>> the same time. He's dead now. "
>>>
>>> I've owned and have been wearing this shirt for nine days straight now 
>>> and as of this writing it has NOT reunited me with my estranged father, 
>>> nor cured my insistent bed wetting as was promised on the tag.
>>>
>>>
>>> It DID get me the number to this SMOKIN' HOT redhead that lives down the 
>>> street, but I really don't like redheads (more into blonds), so even in 
>>> that respect it doesn't work that well... What a complete bust. I can't 
>>> believe I sold my eyes on the black market so I could outbid some smuck 
>>> on eBay for this. What a waste of $1,765.43 and a perfectly good set of 
>>> eyes!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> Oh, well -- live 'n learn.
>>>
>>> Shirt *is* machine washable.
>>>
>>> -- 
>>> ___________
>>> ©Toxis
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